Chaos reigns within.

  Reflect, repent, and reboot.

  Order shall return.

    

  A file that big?

  It might be very useful.

  But now it is gone.

  

  Windows NT crashed.

  I am the Blue Screen of Death.

  No one hears your screams.

  

  Errors have occurred.

  We won't tell you where or why.

  Lazy programmers.

  

  Seeing my great fault

  Through darkening blue windows

  I begin again

  

  The code was willing,

  It considered your request,

  But the chips were weak.

  

  Server's poor response

  Not quick enough for browser.

  Timed out, plum blossom.

  

  This site has been moved.

  We'd tell you where, but then we'd

  have to delete you.

  

  wind catches lily

  scatt'ring petals to the wind:

  segmentation fault

  

  ABORTED effort:

  Close all that you have.

  You ask way too much.

  

  The Web site you seek

  cannot be located but

  endless others exist

   

  Stay the patient course

  Of little worth is your ire

  The network is down

  

  A crash reduces

  your expensive computer

  to a simple stone.

  

   There is a chasm

  of carbon and silicon

  the software can't bridge

  

  Yesterday it worked

  Today it is not working

  Windows is like that

  

  To have no errors

  Would be life without meaning

  No struggle, no joy

  

  You step in the stream,

  but the water has moved on.

  This page is not here.

  

  No keyboard present

  Hit F1 to continue

  Zen engineering?

  

  Out of memory.

  We wish to hold the whole sky,

  But we never will.

  

    The ten thousand things

  How long do any persist?

  Netscape, too, has gone.

  

    Rather than a beep

  Or a rude error message,

  These words: "File not found."

    

  Serious error.

  All shortcuts have disappeared

  Screen. Mind. Both are blank.







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