HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? 
 You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. 
 Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and
she 
 should keep the chips and dip coming. --Alan, age 10 
 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. 
 God decides it all way before, and you get to find 
 out later who you're stuck with. --Kirsten, age 10 
 
 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? 
 Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then. 
 --Camille, age 10 
 No age is good to get married at. You gotta be stupid to get married.

 --Freddie, age 6 
 
 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? 
 You just gotta guess. See whether they're yelling at 
 the same kids. --Derrick, age 8 
 
 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? 
 Both don't want any more kids. --Lori, age 8 
 
 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? 
 Dates are for having fun, and people should use them 
 to get to know each  other. Even boys have 
 something to say if you listen long enough. 
 --Lynnette, age 8 
 On the first date, they just tell each other lies, 
 and that usually gets  them interested enough 
 to go for a second date. --Martin, age 10 
 
 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? 
 I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would 
 call all the newspapers and  make sure they wrote about me in 
 all the dead columns. --Craig, age 9 
 
 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? 
 When they're rich. --Pam, age 7 
 The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't 
 want to mess with that. --Curt, age 7 
 The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then 
 you should marry them and have kids with them. 
 It's the right thing to do. --Howard, age 8 
 
 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? 
 I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one 
 thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't 
 want to be all grossed out. --Theodore, age 8 
 It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. 
 Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 
 
 HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? 
 There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, 
 wouldn't there? --Kelvin, age 8 
 
 And the #1 Favorite is... 
 HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? 
 Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she 
 looks like a truck. 
 --Devlin, age 7 

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"JAMES DONAHUE" <JDONAHUE@F...> wrote in message news:172509@a...
>
>  HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
>  You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
>  Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and
> she
>  should keep the chips and dip coming. --Alan, age 10
>  No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
> marry.
>  God decides it all way before, and you get to find
>  out later who you're stuck with. --Kirsten, age 10
>
>  WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
>  Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
> then.
>  --Camille, age 10
>  No age is good to get married at. You gotta be stupid to get married.
>
>  --Freddie, age 6
>
>  HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
>  You just gotta guess. See whether they're yelling at
>  the same kids. --Derrick, age 8
>
>  WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
>  Both don't want any more kids. --Lori, age 8
>
>  WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
>  Dates are for having fun, and people should use them
>  to get to know each  other. Even boys have
>  something to say if you listen long enough.
>  --Lynnette, age 8
>  On the first date, they just tell each other lies,
>  and that usually gets  them interested enough
>  to go for a second date. --Martin, age 10
>
>  WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
>  I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would
>  call all the newspapers and  make sure they wrote about me in
>  all the dead columns. --Craig, age 9
>
>  WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
>  When they're rich. --Pam, age 7
>  The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't
>  want to mess with that. --Curt, age 7
>  The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then
>  you should marry them and have kids with them.
>  It's the right thing to do. --Howard, age 8
>
>  IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
>  I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one
>  thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't
>  want to be all grossed out. --Theodore, age 8
>  It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
>  Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9
>
>  HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
>  There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
>  wouldn't there? --Kelvin, age 8
>
>  And the #1 Favorite is...
>  HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
>  Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she
>  looks like a truck.
>  --Devlin, age 7
>
>
>

Sorry...I didn't realize it was being sent to aspx.  I just noticed
another message from a co-worker re: Bingo was sent to aspx too from my
email account.  I'm looking at it trying to find out why it's doing
that.
Jim

>>> stephenb@w... 05/09 2:16 AM >>>
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