Well crafted, John.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: John Walborn [mailto:JWalborn@m...]
> Sent: Wednesday, June 20, 2001 11:56 AM
> To: professional vb
> Subject: [pro_vb] Dr. Suess, the programmer's edition
> 
> 
> I just wrote this and had to send it to you guys. Please don't yell at me
> too much. I actually like VB, but it was the best fit for the 
> last line. :)
> Here goes:
> 
> DR SUESS, THE PROGRAMMER'S EDITION
> 
> If your OOP'ing skills are fading and your WYSIWYG falls short;
> Then, you C, you have a problem unless you know Crystal Reports.
> 
> 'Cause your COBOL skills are useless and FORTRAN is outdated;
> And you can't figure out how your SQL is related.
> 
> So ASP me no more questions and I'll tell you no more lies;
> Just put VB out on the lawn and watch it gather flies.
> 
>  :P