If you can access the server directly then you would be able to include your ASP file remotely, for example:
The problem with using a URI is that you are going through the web server, which will attempt to process the ASP before you receive it.
Another way round would be to change the file's extension from .ASP to something like .INC. This way the file will not be processed until it is included.
Unfortunately it does mean that if anyone types in the URL
http://www.something.com/_storefuncs.inc they will be able to download you file without the web server processing your ASP.
Regards
Owain Williams