You have misunderstood Brian. Us being teachers is secondary to us helping you understand a specific problem you might have. For example you might have a method that looks like this:
Private Function foo () As String
Response.Write("In Function foo")
End Function
But you get an error from your compiler complaining about your function not returning a value so what one of us might suggest you doing is
Private Sub foo()
Response.Write("In Function foo")
End Sub
Which would be correct. So we have helped you through your problem but have also taught you that a function is a piece of code that returns a value where as a sub routine is a piece of code that simply does something.
Noone here is going to walk you through how to program. We will help you to understand your problems and we will help you fix said problems but we are not tutors in a classical sense. Google provides a wealth of information as does the MSDN; using those 2 resources should give you a good jumping off point in how to begin programming.
hth.
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